“A managed AI bot platform where Russians can create Telegram bots with one click, paying with Russian cards.”
You want to sell access to AI models in a market where DeepSeek gives it away for free? That's like opening a bottled water store next to a waterfall. The 43% of your target market already using free alternatives would like a word.
- ✕ DeepSeek V3 controls 43% of the Russian AI market — for free
- ✕ Unit economics: $95 API cost vs $10 revenue per user
- ✕ Anthropic TOS explicitly prohibits reselling Claude access
“An AI tool that monitors Telegram channels for business leads by keyword matching.”
Congratulations, you've invented a keyword alert with extra steps. The good news: people DO want this. The bad news: Telegram's rate limits will ban your bot before you find your first customer.
- ✕ Telegram actively fights scraping — account bans are common
- ✕ B2B lead gen is a crowded space with established players
- ✕ Requires maintaining 100+ channel subscriptions without getting banned
“A Chrome extension that replaces all website fonts with Comic Sans as a prank.”
Ah yes, the million-dollar prank extension. I'm sure the 17 people who still think Comic Sans is funny will be thrilled. Monetization strategy: selling ad space to optometrists who treat the eye strain you've caused.
- ✕ Zero willingness to pay — this is a joke, not a product
- ✕ Chrome Web Store is a graveyard of novelty extensions
- ✕ One update to Chrome breaks everything, forever